Monday, 12 October 2009

G.P's (General Pricktitioners)

Shitty doctors... (No, not the daytime telle drama on channel 4), doctors that go by the name of G.P.
They are utterly useless, well at least mine is. I honestly do not know how that woman can pretend she is a certified medical practitioner. It's a joke, it's baring on almost human rights violations!.

So heres the story right, Yesterday i developed a severe pain in my chest, it happened whenever i moved or went to breathe and as the night went on it seemed to get worse, so me freaking out 'naturally' almost got my friend to take me to A and E as... i couldnt breathe folks *scary*.

Eventually, after a giant spoonful of benilyn and two neurofen, i calmed down and went to sleep. When i woke up breathless this morning with an agonising pain in my to my left side i decided to skip the pill popping and go into see my doctor. Now im really pissed off, because..

One:
Even though my appointment was at 1 it took nearly an hour for my doctor to get round to seeing me.

Two:
Upon walking into her office (at 2 ¬¬) she instantly hits me with, 'Have you been feeling depressed or down lately', i hadnt even said anything. This really enfuriates me because im actually a quite happy person, but my doctor seems to think im, whats the term?.. 'off the rails'.

After cleverly sussing out im not depressed, i told her my symptoms, or at least i did as best i could with her constant interuptions of no relivence, 'Ive got a sharp constant pain in my chest and', "Do your hands hurt?" '...no', you get the idea. She's also a sadist or something because as soon as i told her i found it painful to breathe, she instantly grabs a stethoscope and tells me to lift up my shirt and inhale... deeply.

I am really considering getting a new doctor, but their all the same. General practitioners, HA your joking.

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